FUCK VLAD ($FVLAD)
vlad said robinhood chain isn't for memecoins. cool opinion. the deploy tx is the whole argument.
he said no. that's why we're here.
a permissionless chain doesn't have a bouncer. that's the entire point of building one.
vlad can say memecoins aren't welcome. the code says otherwise. the code wins.
he doesn't own the chain. nobody does. that's what decentralized means, or it means nothing.
we're not mad at the man. we're mad at someone laying open rails then acting like the gatekeeper.
so $FVLAD shipped. 1B tokens, minted once, keys in the trash, liquidity burned. no take-backs.
the token is just the receipt. that's the whole utility and we never claimed more.
100% spite. 0% utility.
no fake apr, no minigame, no promise about price. just an honest contract and a point to prove. check every line of it on-chain.
1,000,000,000. that's it.
one billion tokens, minted one single time. there is no mint function anywhere in the contract. the supply you see is the supply that exists, forever. nobody prints more, not even us.
0 / 0 tax
zero buy tax, zero sell tax. you trade, you keep what you trade. no hidden wallet skimming a cut off every swap. the contract has no hand in your pocket.
owner renounced to 0x000
the owner key got sent to the dead address. no admin left to flip a switch, pause trading, or touch your bags. even if i lost my mind and wanted to rug, there's no button left to press.
LP burned
the liquidity tokens are burned. there is no handle left to pull, so nobody rugs. the floor sits where the market puts it, not where a dev decides on a bad day.
live on robinhood chain
robinhood chain is permissionless. vlad's take on memecoins is just a take. $FVLAD lives on the exact chain he said it shouldn't. arguing with a live deploy tx is hard.
utility? the joke.
the mascot is a green middle finger in a little robin hood hat with a red feather. that's honest. that's the product. cope or ape.
flip off the gatekeeper
one tap, one bird, pointed at the idea that a permissionless chain has an owner. no rewards, no points, the number just goes up by one.
top rebels
loudest wallets on the chain he said this couldn't be on. ranked by bag.
the plan
- contract live and renounced
- lp burned
- site and the manifesto
- dexscreener listing
- the counter goes viral
- vlad notices, ideally
- holders across every chain
- proof archived on-chain forever
- community owns it
- there is no utility roadmap
- that was always the point
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questions
is this affiliated with robinhood or vlad tenev?
no. zero. none. it's a joke ON robinhood chain, not a project BY robinhood. we're a green cartoon finger, not a company. we're just doing exactly what a permissionless chain is for.
is this a personal attack on vlad?
no. it's a response to one thing he said, that the chain isn't for memecoins. he shipped a permissionless chain, which by definition doesn't get to pick what's allowed on it. we're arguing with the sentence, not the man.
what's the actual utility?
there isn't one and we won't lie to you. no staking, no yield, no app. the utility is the point being proven: a memecoin exists on a chain someone said it shouldn't. that's the entire bit.
can the team rug?
owner is renounced to the dead address, the lp is burned, and there's no mint function. no admin key to pull liquidity, no way to print more supply. don't trust us, verify all of it on-chain yourself.
will the price go up?
no clue and we won't pretend to have one. anyone promising you gains on a memecoin is lying. buy it because the joke lands, not because someone swore it prints. it might do absolutely nothing.
the chain didn't ask permission. neither did we.
if you think a permissionless chain gets to have a gatekeeper, this one isn't for you. if you think code beats opinions, you already get it. read the contract first, then decide.